Jesus' Image Appears on Dog's Arsehole

According to the Metro, an image of Jesus has appeared on a dog's rectum. Now, why the Son of God would choose to appear on place where other dogs often sniff one another is beyond me, but they do say that God moves in mysterious ways.

Perhaps every mother's favourite, Cradle of Filth, could print a t-shirt saying, "Jesus Isn't A Cunt, He's An Arsehole".